Balance Shaft Seal
My personal experience with this same problem tells me you are likely losing oil through your balance shaft seal. Oil is escaping through this seal, getting sucked through the bad seals on your intake manifold, and then pumped out of your exhaust system. You in essence have (at least) two problems.
In the hunt for the 10 year running oil leak in my Intrigue, I disassembled everything above the block of two 3.5 Intrigue motors at the local junkyard last year. I found the same exact problem in both motors. I then picked up a new balance shaft seal 2 months ago at a GM dealer for an, "are you kidding me?", entire $8. (If you plan on keeping your Intrigue for years to come, buy a second one.) The intake manifold seals should be about $6 at your local auto parts store.
The balance shaft seal was brittle in both motors (as well as my own) and it will disintegrate upon removal. You will be peeling this seal off your block in no less than three dozen pieces. It is not likely you will be able to remove this entire seal with any scrapping tool. Parts of this seal will effectively be super-glued to your block.
This would be a good time to change the throttle bottle gasket. I will cost you about $2. You will likely find oil caked onto both sides of your throttle body valve so clean it spotless.
What you will need;
1) balance shaft seal, intake manifold seals, and throttle body gasket
2) a dremel with a light wood sanding head.
3) scraping tool
4) 10mm socket (for the balance shaft cover)
5) Calcium, Lime, & Rust (CLR) cleaner ( not just brake cleaner because we all know how quickly it evaporates. )
6) gasket sealant
7) lots of time
Those who worry about using a light sanding head and grinding down the metal and damaging a proper seal with the balance cover - please worry not. Just don't press the down hard on the grinder and you will do no damage to the block.
Special Notes:
1) When you have the balance shaft cover off, be sure to line the entire shaft compartment with a large plastic garbage bag. (A white bag will make it much easier to see what you're doing.) You also do not want any debris mixing with your oil and then being circulated throughout your engine.
2) Be sure to also place a plastic shopping bag in each of the 6 openings leading to your valves to avoid debris getting near your valves. If any of your valves are not closed, any debris will then of course get into your pistons.
3) If you are tempted to thoroughly clean the top of your block, use the CLR listed above, but avoid dumping it on your block. Even with bags down, it could still easily get into the oil below your balance shaft. It would change the chemistry of your oil and if too much gets in kiss your engine goodbye. Pour it on a rag and "dab it" on your engine block. It will need to sit and eat away at the oil so this is when I took breaks the most.
4) Avoid the temptation to scrape oil off the walls of the balance shaft compartment. This oil has long ago dried up and is essentially no longer "oil," but foreign debris. It could damage your engine if it mixes with your existing oil. If you wish to remove any of it, rub it off with a rag dipped in fresh oil, and make sure your trash bag is trapping any debris you knock off.
5) Pour a small amount of oil along the full length of your balance shaft.
6) Perfectly clean the surface where you intake manifold will rest on your engine block.
7) Do not use gasket sealant on the balance shaft seal, as the pressure it will be under (once you re-install the balance shaft cover) will force it out and into your oil within the compartment. Only use the sealant for the intake manifold gaskets. You will not need any sealant on the throttle body gasket.
**** This entire job took a total of slightly over 20 hours ****
Photos*************
#1 - side 1: before removing balance cover and before any cleaning - side 2: after all cleaning and after removing old seal
#2 - old balance shaft seal - notice the oil leakage on left of photo, while the right side did not leak through
#3 - old intake manifold seals, many were flattened
#4 - new seals, notice pronounced ridge on all 6 seals
#5 - before and after throttle body cleaning
*** If you want higher resolution copies of any of these photos just email me.