Just wrapping this up
Turned out to be a bad Air Pump check valve on right side of motor (closest to firewall, of course).
Before I determined the failed part, I got stuck thinking it was the Air Pump itself. Funny how stubborn you become when you think it is a simple fix. Stubborn to the point of being willing to throw good money away. Heck no, I don't have to do any circuit research. Circuits shmircuits, it's got to be that doohickey over there that's making all that noise. In the meantime, in addition to completing my preparations to burn cash, I had to figure out how to get the computer to throw a ground to the Air Pump motor, so I purchased a used Delphi PCM from E-bay programmed for a 2001 Intrigue. My OEM PCM was a Delco, so I had my doubts, but after I installed the new-used PCM, the Air Pump fired right up at cold start squealing like a pig on a gate. This was a brand new re-manufactured from Card-One Air Pump that I bought while I was being stubborn and wasting money throwing parts at the car. New part, same symptom, back to the drawing board. Only parts left were vac solenoid, vac lines, and vac heads on the check valves. The vac solenoid clicked sharply when grounded with KOEO. The vac lines to and from the solenoid tasted yummy when they held vac. The single line to the left check valve (please let this one be bad, I don't want to go to the dark side) held (crap). But the line to the right check valve wouldn't hold. Dark side it is. I replaced both check valves in case you were wondering. They have them at Rockauto.
I kept the old Air Pump instead of turning it in for a core charge because it sounded like the pig's brother when it was on the car, but it was nice and quiet when it was plugged into the circuit while sitting on my garage floor. Now I have a spare. I consoled myself by saying at least I didn't buy a new vac solenoid.